29th May 2000
Put em in your mouth and suck em!
Well, i'm back a little bit earlier than planned, although I don't have much time here! :) Not much stuff to update today, although i've got a little tidbit of interesting news. 'Chocolate Salty Balls', the infamous South Park Song performed by Chef which featured on 'Chef Aid: The South Park Album', was named the 169th biggest song of the 1990's by Triple M Australia. Not bad for a tune which evolved from a small part of a South Park Episode. Stay tuned for a real update tomorrow :) hehe, bye-ee

27th May 2000
Ooh, that is one creeeepy alien.
Yo, I'm gonna be off for the next 2 days, meaning that there will be no updates until monday afternoon. So, i've put the new quiz up, and since there will be no update to it tomorrow, a correct answer will be worth 2 points. The links section has been updated too, and i've written up the next episode info, which can be found on the right hand bar. This will be the last week of Comedy Central's Disaster themed month of South Park, and #103 Volcano will go to air on wednesday night.

South Park Squa's Graphics Extraordinaire Woz has smacked together another good South Park 2D wallpaper, featuring Kenny Mooning the camera from the Mexican Staring Frog episode. Check it out in the wallpapers page, or from woz's site. :) Moving onto webnews now, the site SP Explosion has reopened at the Homerdrive Network with an effective new layout, worth a look! Mike's South Park Hell has opened up a new webnews subsidary, which for some reason appears to be nothing but an outlet to criticise me and this site. Don't know why he's doing it though, all I did was suggest he give credit for something that he stole, and he lost his nut. The site Kenny's SP World has moved to a new domain name, KSPWorld.com. Check it out. Laters!

24th May 2000
Welcome to the plane-arium.
Well, the exams are all finished, and I can breathe a sigh of relief, even if i find that I did do shockingly :) Anyhoo, there isn't too much to update right now, but the new Daily Quiz is up as usual, a few more Links have been added to the ol' Links Page, and the poll has been updated. The script now operates on CGI, so i'll be able to update it more often too. :) New Site of the Week is Park Fiction. Bye-ee.

22nd May 2000 #2
Got to buy, buy, buy a ticket!
We have a fantastic new batch of Fan Fictions now up in the fan fiction page, which were kindly sent in by Cartman's Girl. They include 'The Red Head from California', 'Soused Park', 'skating happens', and 'Anything they can do, we can do better!', all of which are extremely well written. Check em out!

Today's new quiz is also up. For those who are wondering, South Park will not be airing in Australia tonight. SBS have taken a break with South Park for the next month or so, but will return soon to Monday nights with the Season 4 episodes. As for the US, Comedy Central are continuing with their 'themed' month, which just happens to be 'Disaster in South Park' during May. Comedy Central will air 'Chinpokomon' this coming wednesday night at 10pm. On the web news front, Comedy Central have redesigned the Official SP Site. Not too much has changed, but its now alot quicker to load, and a fair bit cleaner-looking. Well, i'm spent. Laters!

22nd May 2000
South Park Chat!
Well, we have a new feature at Kenny's hall of Death today, even though i was asked to do this quite a while go. :P Check out the new South Park Chat page! The page is linked up to channel #sweeet on the irc.stomped.com server, and should help get the sweeet chatroom a little bit more established. On the chat page, you will find a list of rules, a list of operators, and of course, a Chat Applet so you can start chatting. Big thanks goes out to juz at sweeet for allowing us to be a part of it.

21st May 2000
Here is a monkey with 4 asses.
There's one new image in the Original Drawings gallery today. Its a picture of Cartman in his Tooth Fairy costume from Episode #402. The current number of original drawings in the gallery since its opening two weeks ago now sits on 10. The new Daily Quiz is now up us well. There was a bit of a problem with the last question, as there was indeed more than one answer. The original answer was Timmy & Tweek, but everybody who answered any of the other kids also got a point.

Now for a bit of Web News. The much underrated South Park Paradise will soon be merging all of its content with Totalsouthpark, and will combine to make one heck of a site. I'm sorry about the lack of updates by the way. The last week has involved the Half Yearly Exams, so i've had less time to do stuff. :) Updates should return to normal from now on. Don't forget to check out the Ms Cartman Contest, where you have a chance to win the South Park movie on either VHS or DVD, as well as a Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics CD! Later folks.

15th May 2000
Ms. Cartman Contest
Who do you think has gotten more than just friendly with Cartman's Mom? Hehe, just incase you don't know, Cartman's mom Lianne is South Park's Resident Slut. You may or not have seen our Ms Cartman section before.. Its basically a collection of fan submitted theories of who they think has indeed gotten downright dirtaay with Eric's Mom :) Anyhoo, in the next 3 weeks, we'll be looking for the best Ms Cartman theory that you can think up. :) The person with the best entry will win a copy of 'South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut' on DVD, as well as a Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics CD, together coming to the total prize value of around $65 aussie bucks :) Head over to the Ms Cartman page for details on how to enter. Good Luck!

13th May 2000
Sheeet, I hate guard dogs, Sheeet!
Yo. I've drawn a new character drawing, this time of The Mole from the South Park Movie. It was one of the hardest yet, took a few hours to do, but its now up in the Original Drawings page along with the rest of em. Check it out, if ya feel like it :) I've updated the 'next episode' column on the right hand navbar with next wednesday's episode. Don't forget to check back later today, as we'll be launching a new contest, where you'll have the chance to win some cool South Park crap. Also, the new S.O.T.W is South Park Index, a cool South Park site with great content and alotta potential. Later Folks.

12th May 2000
Succubus tryna steal maah baby!
We're still 'ere! I was unable to update for the last few days for reasons that involve schoolwork, assignments, and a life. :) I seriously do not feel like updating right about now, but heck, i'll do it anyway. Check out the Ms Cartman Page for 2 new 'Who has Slept with Ms Cartman' theories, and you will find that the new Quiz Question is up as well. There'll be some new stuff on its way tomorrow, including a fairly big surprise! I won't say much more, You'll just have to wait n' see :)

Believe it or not, after the new layout and everything, his site's downhill run has gotten even worse, i'm not sure if we will ever pass the 100,000 hit mark. We're now down to less that 140 visits a day to the main page, and its still dropping by the day. I also couldn't believe the amount of crap I recieved for not updating! :( I've got a heap of stuff to do, and I've been trying to preserve a personal life as well. Gimme a break! Anyhoo, Kenny's hall of Death is continuing its downhill run.. a few people have told me that the sweeet network has been expeciencing problems due to their current changing of ISP, although Its worked nearly every time from my connection.. if anybody has any more problems, please let me know. I just hope that things improve for this site in the near future.

7th May 2000
I ain't givin you no Tree-Fiddy!
Thanks for everybody's feedback on the new design! Well, it's been 24 hours since the new design was put up on the site, and i'm happy to say that all feedback i've gotten has been positive. I'm glad that the new look ended up being something that (most) people liked. :) If you've spotted any glitches or broken links, please let me know! :)

Well, i've got plenty of stuff for everybody today :) I've drawn up two new Character Drawings, the first one features both Terrance and Phillip jumping and laughing, and the 2nd one is Dr Mephesto with his walking stick. They are both up in the recently added Original Drawings section. The Who's Slept with Ms Cartman was updated, with a GREAT bunch of theories submitted by GoGo. Check them out in the Ms Cartman page. Today's Daily Quiz Question is up as usual as well. Can you become the Ultimate South Park Quiz Master? Well, only if you are good enuff! :) hehe. laters

6th May 2000
Something Different Around Here?
Of course there is! :) Welcome to the Newly Redesigned Kenny's Hall of Death! It's been almost a month since I first began designing it, and now it's finally finished. Hope ya like it! One thing that I really hated about the old design was the fact that it was too dull, and a bit pixelised. So I thought, what the hell, i'd go for a bolder, brighter look. Please email me your opinions on it!

Also to come along with the redesign, ALL of the subpage's content has been updated in some kind of way, and we have 2 new sections, and a brand new feature.. I'll start with the feature first. In the past few weeks, Juz has been working on a new South Park Community forum, with the help of Elvis, Vinnie, KaLola and myself. Kenny's hall of Death is proud to be one of the official linking sites to the brand new South Park Forum! The other Linking Sites as of now are beef-cake, sweeet, totalsouthpark, and the South Park Archive. The old Kenny's Hall Message Board has been Killed off, as we will be linking to this one from now on, but the new board is much better. It's a categorised forum, with themed forums such as website discussion wiht Jimno and Ned, Kyle's Trivia, etc. So, Why should you support this forum? Well, besides the fact that its truly a community forum, All profits from advertising banners will be donated to a selected charity each month. So what are you waiting for? Head over to the new South Park Forum!

There are also two new sections to introduce today. The first one is the new Original Drawings section. If you've ever heard of 'grabpics' or 'original scans' on simpsons or futurama websites, this is nearly the same thing. I'll be making new drawings every week, and i'm also taking requests for characters you'd like drawn. :) Theres also a new Website Reviews section, which is pretty self explanatory. :)

The reason that we were trying to get the layout done by May 1st was because that was the site's 1st birthday. I didn't get it done by then, so I figured that now would be the right time to say all my 'thank you's and stuff :)

My first and foremost thanks, goes out to Jim Skaleski from the South Park TV Network. He was the first webmaster on the planet who believed in the site, and I can give credit to him for 'discovering' the site :) Even now, he still supports this site, and if it wasn't for him, I don't think we'd be here today. Cheers Jim, and best of luck for yourself and your website!

The next big 'thank you' i have to give is to Justin 'Juz' Trevena from sweeet.com. When we were in desperate need of new hosting, juz was the person who offered it to us, and since moving to the sweeet network, our site has grown more than ever. Juz and stomped.com were also responsible for this site finally getting a domain name. Ever since i've known him, he's always been supportive, and he's helped us out whenever he could. Once again, thanks for everything Juz, and best of luck to sweeet, yourself, and your family, in the future.

And last but not least, theres more people i'd like to thank. They include Millasur from totalsouthpark, Woz from South Park Squa, Eric Hynds, KaLola, FLamED, Kertiz, David 'Tactic' McDaniel, Eric Wirtanen, Alex Kaiser, Chris from SPD, Liquid from ParkFiction, Greg Hargrave, Warren 'slim' Smith, Chris Erice, Sam from #sweeet, and of course, YOU, Joe Average Visitor :) If I forgot somebody in this list, i'm really sorry. :P

And although it's kind of old news now, Its still good news, and i'll report it :) If you visited The Official Site on the first of may, you would've seen the link to the 'press conference' that they would release. I didn't get a chance to see it, but they posted the transcript, and it stated that they have signed a new contract to produce at least 30 new episodes of South Park! BooyaH! This Guarantees that South Park Will be around until at least 2003. Congratulations to Matt and Trey for not selling out to end the show, and thank you for sticking with the fans! On another note, unless something really bad happens, you can expect Kenny's hall of Death to be up to date right down until the last episode airs, and beyond. Hope you like the new stuff, see ya tomorrow! :)

1st May 2000
Ooh, Bugger :(
Well, this completely sucks. After spending the last week or so getting everything ready, it became apparent that not everything would be ready by today. So, the new layout will be delayed until later tonight, or tomorrow morning. I promise you it will be worth it, but i'm sorry i couldn't have got it all up right now. As soon as i complete the subpages, the new layout and stuff will be put up.

On top of that, this website just recorded its worst day of visitors in the 4 months that we've been at sweeetnet. To be honest, I dunno whats happened, this site was getting a thousand hits a day a month ago, but now it struggles to get 300. Seriously, is South Park out of fashion, or has Kenny's hall of Death gotten really boring, or what's happened? I've heard that a few other sites have had a small drop in visitors in the past month, but none as badly as this site, and to be honest, i think the site is dying :( I probably shouldn't be worrying so much, but we've never been in this big a slump before.. we've been known to crawl our way back out of things like these, i just hope it'll happen again, as this next layout will probably be the only chance for us to rebuild ourselves back to our position. Even worse how this had to happen on our site's 1st birthday :( see ya tomorrow, hopefully