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July 2000: Welcome to the Update Archive. This page contains every update we made during July 2000. If you missed an update, just check in to the Update Archive and find it! As they are past updates, they are now out of date, but if your bored, it might provide an interesting read. :P


24th July 2000
The Canadians have bombed the Baldwins
Just back for another quickie. A few newbies were added to the Spot This section, and todays quiz is up. Could it really be that the Daily Quiz might in fact become Daily once again, Scully? I also changed the site poll, which I know was something should've done alot earlier. :) Moving onto Aussie news, and According to the Retard Magnet Numero-Uno (also known as Juz), Australian South Park Fans can expect the show to return to SBS on October 9th, starting with the brand new season. Yeah I know its quite a wait, but we have a great new season to look forward to when it arrives. :) Until my next misadventure, bye kiddies!

23rd July 2000
Its aboot Dignity, its aboot respect, its aboot..
Whoops.. sorry for not updating. My computer almost got fried yesterday due to a power failure in lil' ol' Camden, but it looks like everything's working again. Yay, i've found the time to draw a new Drawing, this time of Cartman Going Bezerk in the anime scene towards the end of South Park: BLU. It took around aboot 4 and a half hours to draw in my crappy little program, hope ya like it. :) You can find it in the Original Drawings Gallery. Today's Quiz is also up for those who are interested. :) Well, that concludes this short update.. take care, and don't forget... respect the Retards.

20th July 2000
Congrats Matt and Trey!
Well Well, South Park has recieved yet another award nomination! It was this early this morning at 5:38am US PT when this years emmy nominees were announced by the Academy of Television And Sciences (ATAS), and South Park has been nominated for an Emmy award in the 'Outstanding Animated Program' category. South Park Episode #310 'Chinpoko Mon' will be up against MTV Downtown's 'Show 11', The Powerpuff Girls' 'Beat Your Greens' and 'Down 'n' Dirty, Family Guy's #208 'Rhode to Rhode Island', and The Simpsons' Season 11 finale 'Behind the Laughter'. This years Emmy awards will be telecast live on September 10th. For more info on the awards, check out the ATAS website at emmys.org. Once again, Congrats to Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and Best of Luck!

18th July 2000
I'm Zorry, Ze Mole is grounded!
Yeah yeah, i've been hiding under a rock for the past week munching on tacos, but I am now officially back to update. We've got a whole new bunch of South Park wallpapers today, and they were made by the artist formerly known as Poinko! Well, thats a lie, he's still known as Poinko, but you get the idea. You probably already know him from IRC Channels #beefcake and #sweeet and the SP Forum, but he's been drawing South Park Pictures for some time now, and he's developing into one of the best South Park Artists out there. So, don't forget to check out Poinko's Walls, and hopefully use one of em to shnazz up yer desktop! :) Of course, a huge thanks to Poinko for allowing us to post them, and also for helping me with the descriptions from the Season 4 eps (which haven't aired here yet :P)

Oh yeah! The daily quiz has been.. [drumroll] updated, and today's is a bonus 2 point question. It hasn't been too daily lately, and its probably been pissin' off some of the people who are doing well in it. :p I'll be trying hard to make sure that its updated DAILY from now on.. We also have a lil' bit of semi-exclusive news regarding the Australian release of 'South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut' to VHS home video. It's set to arrive in outlets during Mid August.. some 8 months after it was released on DVD.

Also, don't forget to check out Cartoon Central! The site was just given a fresh new design, and it's still the largest collection of Original South Park, Futurama, Duckman, Family Guy, and Simpsons 2D art on the 'net. So please remember to check 'em out at http://www.toonsite.net and give Socko a bit of support! Laterrsssss.

11th July 2000
Dude, what a dumbass!
Yo. I've gotta make this update short and sweet, because i've only got a few minutes before i've gotta go! :) I won't be back 'till tomorrow afternoon, but hopefully i'll get time to update then. Anyhoo, i've drawn a new Drawing, which just happens to be a picture of Kyle Standing, which can be found in the Original Drawings Gallery. I've been doing a fair bit of work behind the scenes in the past few days as well. Because of the geniuses who made the Netscape Browser so compatible in comparison to IE, i've had to fix up all the subpages, due to a HTML tag which i originally thought was neccesar, but that some early nutscrape browsers couldn't pick up. Big thanks to Fuddman, Jason and Scott for spotting it and lending me a hand fixin' it. :) Later Folks

10th July 2000
South Park Source
Today, we welcome aboard our first (and probably our only ever) hosted site. Its called South Park Source, and is located at source.starkspond.com. Its the result of lots of work done by Jason (who you might remember from the former SPParadise.com) and is basically a large links and webnews site, in the tradition of SPLinks.net and the Simpsons Channel, but it also features a cool bunch of neat interactive features. Check it out!

6th July 2000
Can we get rid of all the mexicans?
I've whipped up a new Original Drawing for the first time in a while. This one's a drawing of Kenny as a Mobster, and it can be found in the Original Drawings page (duh :). I've recieved a huge bunch of Spot this submissions in the past few days, and they are now up in the Spot This section. Thanks a heap to everybody who's been sending em in! The South Park FAQ has been given some slight revisions, and today's Daily Quiz is up.

Well, the new South Park episode 'Chef Goes Nanners' went to air last night on Comedy Central, and from the comments i've read so far from people who've seen the episode, it's being regarded as one of the best ever. Feel free to post any comments or critiques you have of last night's episode over at the South Park Forum. As far as webnews goes for today, the much overlooked Cheesy Poof Club has been redesigned with a funky new layout, and a nice bluuuee color scheme. Nice Job, guyz. Until tomorrow.. Later Folks!

5th July 2000
New Episode Tonight
Indeedy, a new episode of South Park will be airing tonight on Comedy Central at 10pm. The Official site states that the episode is titled 'Chef Goes Nanners'. After the episode has finished, feel free to pop into the Chat Room and share your opinions on it. Also note that the Late Night Wednesday screening of the episode has moved timeslots from 1:00am to 12:30am, according to CC's Viewer Services.

3rd July 2000
Where's the South Park Moustache?
Jeff from the upcoming site SP Millennium ICQ'd me a few days ago concerning a new campaign he's maintaining, titled 'South Park: Got Milk?'. Its basically a petition to help get the South Park Boys included in one of the famous 'Got Milk' Moustache commercials. Its a good idea, and theres a neat drawing on the main page which sums up the whole topic. If you wanna help get the South Park Boys on a milk advert, head over to Jeff's Site and find out more about the campaign.

1st July 2000
Am I to understand there will be no sidedishes?
Hello, and Welcome to another excuse filled update! Yes, I wasn't around much to do any work around 'ere, for a few reasons. But the important thing is, the school holidays have began down here, and I may have a bit more time to update this piece o' crap. Anyhoo, our South Park FAQ was given its first major revision since it was created, and the Spot This and Who's Slept with Ms Cartman were both updated with a few new submissions.

Well, the new month is upon us, and so is the piss-annoying Goods and Services Tax, meaning that the price my McChicken meal will rise by 10%.. whoever is involved will DIE. :) You'll notice that there are two C|Net Gamecenter boxes on the right hand navbar. They are extremely ugly, and I don't like em, but C|Net is requiring that all sweeetnet sites carry them for some reason. Juz is doing his best to work out the problem with C|Net and stomped.

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