13th March 2001
Sunken eyes, and it's all inside your head
This is the first update in about 1 and a half months, and before I explain why, I have to mention that this will also be the last update at this site for at least another month. I haven't lost interest in either the show or the site, basically i've just been way too busy and shit to actually update it. And before you dismiss it as another stupid excuse, i'm pretty much smothered by schoolwork and other stuff at the moment. I'm lucky I still have enough time for a social life, or i'd end up degenerating myself into a depressive drooling turtle.

I've disappointed quite a few people with my site's lack of frequent updates. Like everybody else, I wish I had a little more time on my hands. I just wanted to say sorry to Jay, Alex, Jason, and everybody who visited here expecting a recent site update without me giving them one. The site's updates will continue again sometime within the next month or so.

22nd January 2001
Duuhhh, which button do I hit again, boss?
Hey there.. got a nice big bunch of stuff to update today (probably been a while since you last heard that here). Firstly, there's a new section up on the site.. if you own a Nokia mobile phone with a composer and you want your phone to play a Southpark tune whenever somebody calls, check out the Mobile Ringtones section. You'll find a bunch of ringtones that i've written for nokia mobile phones. I'm not sure about non-nokia phones, but if the composer works similarly, they should work. Hope you enjoy them.

I recieved two great fanfics written by Kyle Broflovski a few days ago via email, and they are now up on the Fan Fiction page. The first one is called 'Saving the Cheetos', and the second is called 'One Screwed-up little boy'. They are both very well written, and are well worth the read. The Spot-this section was also updated today with a large batch of fan-submitted ones.. thanks everybody. :)

Jason recently redesigned his website The Butters Files, presenting a new clear and user-friendly design. If you're a fan of the Vocally-challenged South Park boy, then The Butters Files may be your perfect addictive (but 100% legal) drug. Slim aka. Warren aka. jac0b also wanted me to mention his new hosting site spdot.com, which is guaranteed to rock your worldą. See you soon.

ąGuarantee void in Mexico

19th January 2001
Hehe, I can see kenny's little pingaling!
Due to the fact that my level of suckyness is comparable to that of a white house intern, this is my first update in 2001. Gotta keep this reeaally quick, I made a (fairly simple) new drawing of Mr Hankey, which can be found in the drawings page, and the chatroom is now up and running again.

I'm going to reset all the quiz scores fairly soon, so that we can start it afresh and people have a chance to catch up again. The almighty Jesus from geek-mag.com was the winner of 2000, he can expect a prize in his mailbox soon.

28th December 2000
I'm not fat, i'm festively plump.
Hope everybody had a good xmas. I know this site has been rather disappointing in the update department for a long time now, and i'm still trying to update as much as I can, even though it doesn't really show. I've had a few ideas for new sections that i thought were fairly neat, one of them was scrapped, and the other one is still being worked on.

For the first time in a while, the South Park F.A.Q. page has been updated and expanded, and a few new songs have been added to the Misc section of the Lyrics Archive. The Daily (or weekly..?) Quiz was updated.. the previous answer was Tom Morris, and only a handful of people got it correct.

Also got a little tidbit of useless news for you.. Australian radio station TripleJ held a 'Novelty song' special of their weekly Net Fifty countdown last Saturday, and three South Park album tracks made the top 15, namely 'Dead, Dead, Dead' (#5), 'Uncle F**ka' (#6) and 'Chocolate Salty Balls' (#12). Sorry if that news had no relevance or interest to you whatsoever, but hell, I just felt like posting it. :)

And, incase you haven't seen it yet, our hosted site South Park Source is back up on the web, with a fresh new design courtesy of Jay, and some brand new sections and features on the way. Check out South Park Source for the latest news in the South Park internet community. Also, a new site called the South Park Connection recently opened it's doors. You might know the webmaster (MrTweek) from the Timmy Forum.. It features some neat content, and it looks like it will be updated alot. You'll be hearing alot about this site in the future.. Check it out.

21th December 2000
Thin out their numbers.
Hey-o. Pretty boring update today.. I updated the dumb quiz as normal, and I completed a new drawing of Kenny from the 'Pinkeye' halloween ep, which has been added to the Pictures page. Like i said, not much exciting here today. Only like, four days 'til xmas.. Later-o.

13th December 2000
More like 'Ms Makes-me-sick'
I really don't feel like updating, but i have to. People are throwing threats at me to update, which is getting kinda sucky. The past 2 weeks have been both busy and painful for me, and I really had no will to update this site at all.. but here I am. The people i were referring to can now lean back in their rocking chairs, light their cigars, and mutter to themselves 'omg, I actually got the son-of-a-bitch to update!'

Anyhoo, here it is in a nutshell: the Quiz was updated, I made a new drawing of Christophe aka. The Mole from Bigger Longer and Uncut, The Chat applet is back up and working again, The How Kenny Dies page has been updated, and I've written up a transcript for the Spirit of Christmas. Sorry I didn't do a bigger update, i'm still recovering from a little 'incident' that occured at the Homebake festival a few days ago, and my co-ordination is still quite dismal at the moment. :) I'll get the Christmas version of the layout up as soon as I can.

And finally, alot of people have emailed me about not getting their button/link requests taken care of. There was a very good reason for this.. my @starkspond.com email address has been bugged with problems for a while now, and although it's working properly now, i've probably lost around 50 requests. :( Sorry, there wasn't much i could do about it. If you still need something, please email me again and i'll get it taken care of.

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