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This is page two of the Other Songs division of our lyrics archive. This page currently features the lyrics to miscellaneous songs which have appeared in the show or other promotional material. If you wish to make a correction or suggestion, please email me. There are two pages in this section, and you can navigate between them below.
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Sexual Harassment Panda
Performed by Petey, the Sexual Harassment Panda
And, who lives in peace near the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Who teaches harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Do do this, don't touch there..
Don't say that says the silly old bear!
He's come to teach you what's right and wrong..
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Rebecca's Song
Performed by Kyle Broflovski
Everywhere I go, i'm thinking of you, Rebecca..
I don't know what to do, Rebecca..
You are so nice, i'd like to get to know you better..
So what do you say we get together..
You really are quit good looking, Rebecca..
You really are quit good looking, Rebecca..
Rebecca, you really are quite good looking..
You're a fox!
A Lonely Jew on Christmas
Performed by Kyle Broflovski
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won't let me join in any games..
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
cos there's something wrong with me..
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas.
Chanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher Lekeesh..
Instead of Silent Night
I'm singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
And what the fuck is up
With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please?
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew..
I'd be merry, but i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas.
Getting Gay with Kids choir song pt.1
Performed by The 'Getting Gay With Kids' Choir
Doo-doo-doo, da-da-do-do-wow!
There's a place that is magical and full of rain
But now it needs help because it is in pain
Protecting the earth is a mighty big chore
We're spreading awareness like never before!
Getting Gay with Kids is here
To spread the word, and bring you cheer
Lets save the rainforest, whaddaya say?
Being an activist is totally gay.
Someday if we work hard boys and girls..
There'll be nothing but rainforests covering the entire world..
Getting Gay with Kids is here
To spread the word, and bring you cheer
Getting Gay with Kids is here
Lets save the rainforest, it's totally gay
It's totally gay.
Getting Gay with Kids choir song pt.2
Performed by The 'Getting Gay With Kids' Choir
Doo-doo-doo, da-da-do-do-wow!
There's a place called the rainforest that truly sucks ass
Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast
You say 'save the rainforest', but what do you know?
You've never been to the rainforest before!
Getting Gay with Kids is here
To tell you things you might not like to hear
You only fight these causes 'cos caring sells
All you activists can go fuck yourselves.
Someday if we work hard boys and girls..
There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world..
Getting Gay with Kids is here
To spread the word, and bring you cheer
Getting Gay with Kids is here
Lets knock down the rainforest, whaddaya say?
It's totally gay, It's totally gay!
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