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::Other South Park Song Lyrics::
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South Park Theme
Performed by Primus
Goin' Down to South Park, Gonna Have Myself a Time..
Friendly Faces Everywhere, humble folks without temptation
Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind..
Ample Parking day or night, people spouting 'Howdy Neighbour!'
Headin' on down to South Park, gonna see if i can't unwind..
[I love girls with Big Fat Titties, I like girls with big vaginas] (rumored)
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine!

Kyle's Mom is a Bitch in D-Minor
Performed by Eric Cartman
Well, Kyle's mom's a bitch, She's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a Bitch to all the Boys and Girls!
On Monday, she's a bitch, on Tuesday, she's a bitch
On Wednesdays through Saturdays, she's a bitch..
Then on Sundays, just to be different
She's a Super King-kameya-meya.. Biatch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..
She's a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a Stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's just a dirty bitch!
Kyle's mooom is a biiiaattcchh-chaa!

Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Performed by The South Park Townspeople
Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you.
Therefore Vicariously, he loves you
Even if you're a Jew..
Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
He can be Brown or Greenish-Brown
But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town!

Tonight is Right for Love
Performed by Chef and Elton John
Tonight is right for love..
You know I, wanna touch you where the lights don't go
Tonight is right for love..
Love Graaaavy..
Expressing Love so sweet..
I'm gonna, keep you burning like a Dog in Heat
Tonight is right for love
Love Graaaavy..
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Elton John..

Oooh, tonight.. ohhh, it's right..
Oooh, tonight is right for love, love yeah..
Thanks Elton! Tonight is right for love..
Love Graaaaaaavy..

I hate you guys
Performed by Eric Cartman
I hate you guys. ¤harmonica¤
You guys are assholes. ¤harmonica¤
Especially Kenny.. ¤harmonica¤
I hate him the most. ¤harmonica¤

Poopin' outside ¤harmonica¤
Making soft-serve ice cream for my friends ¤harmonica¤
Especially Kenny. ¤harmonica¤

Special in our own way
Performed by Chef
We're all special in our own way
Everybody's different, but thats okay!
Cos even though we might have different colored skin
Different point of views, be it tall or thin
It doesn't mean I can't lay you down woman..
And touch your silky skin..
Put my love deep in side you
where no man has ever been..
Rub your legs, caress your thighs..
and uh.. what were we talking about again?

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